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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Playing music
- |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite h...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
559 |
0 |
| 2 |
Efficiency
- |From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraR...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
338 |
0 |
| 3 |
May I speak to the conductor
- |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musi...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 4 |
Musical jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
316 |
0 |
| 5 |
Any last requests?
- |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and t...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
1996 |
0 |
| 6 |
Top Ten Signs The Concert You're Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
- |From "Late Show with David Letterman" on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It's hosted by Ed McMahon.9. "A...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
792 |
0 |
| 7 |
Glossary of music terms
- |Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. "Y'all sang that real good!"Accidentals: Wrong not...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
360 |
0 |
| 8 |
How to buy a stero
- |1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 1...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
359 |
0 |
| 9 |
Musician jokes
- |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
662 |
0 |
| 10 |
Where are we?
- |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kri...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
1011 |
2.8125 |
| 11 |
What's that sound?
- |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins readi...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
386 |
0 |
| 12 |
Arriving in Heaven
- |Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, what's ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
2387 |
0 |
| 13 |
Phone songs
- |All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
339 |
0 |
| 14 |
Mistakes on a resume
- |These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
341 |
0 |
| 15 |
Play the Office Game
- |Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Gam...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
445 |
0 |
| 16 |
Identifying wasted time
- |TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been ...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
332 |
0 |
| 17 |
Want a day off work?
- |So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year av...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
246 |
0 |
| 18 |
Fun with telemarketers
- |What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has mos...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
239 |
0 |
| 19 |
Have incredible dogs
- |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog ...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 20 |
Application rejections
- |Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
95739 |
0 |
| 21 |
The resume bloopers
- |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I deman...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
249 |
0 |
| 22 |
Unique job interviews
- |Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corpora...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 23 |
Have a life after death
- |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recr...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
280 |
0 |
| 24 |
Murphy's work laws
- |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't b...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
326 |
0 |
| 25 |
Company buzz words
- |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a dea...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
262 |
0 |
