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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes
- A doctor and his wife were having a
big
argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed eithe...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Did you hear the new penalty for
speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears t...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- The surgeon told his patient that woke
up after
having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I think I need
glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dog jokes
- A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to
completely remove the dogs tail. The vet con...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- A man was very proud of his guard
dog, he would
leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the w...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- A man is
walking down the street when he hears
a voice, "Pssst you come over
here!" He looks r...Read the whole joke |
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549 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
"Sorry mate no
dogs allowed in here!" The dog...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Upon
entering the little country store, the
stranger noticed a sign saying;
DANGER! BEWARE OF ...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
| 11 |
E-mail jokes
- Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
PC?
Because it was on old croc....Read the whole joke |
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1107 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
the orange?
Because the lime was engaged....Read the whole joke |
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1157 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Why didn't the internit get any
e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman....Read the whole joke |
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1117 |
0.5 |
| 14 |
0
- Why do church bells
never send
e-mails?
They'd rather give each other a ring....Read the whole joke |
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1185 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Why did the internit paint his
computer
screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to ...Read the whole joke |
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1145 |
0 |
| 16 |
Easter jokes
- What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
capital?
Albunny, New York!...Read the whole joke |
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553 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunn...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!...Read the whole joke |
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377 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
| 21 |
Elephant jokes
- Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
toes?
A: Slow clowns....Read the whole joke |
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281 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- 'We're going to play elephants and
circuses,' said
a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- What do you call an elephant
that flies
?
A jumbo jet !...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
