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College jokes - A college friend was going to meet a young
lady he new.
"An old flame? I asked.
He winked and sa...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Now my motto in
life," said the school
chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray
hard. How ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - College meals
are generally unpopular with
those who have to eat them and sometimes
with good...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A son is
calling his mom from college, and
telling her that he had just got his
degree. The mo...Read the whole joke |
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Cow jokes - A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
Bull:
I'll let them go barefoot!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he h...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought
she was a cutlet above the rest!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Does running out of a
burning barn make a cow
unusual?
No, only medium rare!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How did cows feel when the branding iron was
invented?
They were very impressed!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a
toss-up!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade
A!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A
Moosician!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He
tractor down...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer
them!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo
stick....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How to you know that cows will be in
heaven?
It's a place of udder delight....Read the whole joke |
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0 - I can't decide whether to buy a
bicycle or a
cow for my farm.
Well, wouldn't you look silly ri...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - If you crossed a cow
with a goat, what would
you get?
Half and half!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
song
would you get?
"Beeflt!"...Read the whole joke |
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0 - If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
what would
you get?
Milk and quackers!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - If you had a gun and you were being chased by a
bull and a mountain lion, which one would you sh...Read the whole joke |
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0 - If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you!...Read the whole joke |
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