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Heaven and hell jokes
- So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Y...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Three men die and go to heaven and
queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hi, what's your
name...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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0
- This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years, had died in a car crash. They had ...Read the whole joke |
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- St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What di...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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0
- A priest and a taxi driver both died
and went to heaven. St. Peter
was at the Pearly gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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| 6 |
0
- A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he ask...Read the whole joke |
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342 |
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| 7 |
0
- A religious man is on top of a roof
during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...Read the whole joke |
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387 |
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| 8 |
0
- Three college football coaches were
flying across the country when their airplane crashed and al...Read the whole joke |
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389 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- An accountant dies and
goes to
Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual
ques...Read the whole joke |
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403 |
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0
- In Heaven:
The cooks are
French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The love...Read the whole joke |
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382 |
2.5 |
| 11 |
0
- A Director arrives below and is met by
Satan
who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a giga...Read the whole joke |
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394 |
0 |
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0
- Morty the producer dies and goes to
purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what...Read the whole joke |
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430 |
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0
- A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how...Read the whole joke |
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642 |
0 |
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0
- Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to
heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell....Read the whole joke |
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648 |
0 |
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0
- A cattleman from West
Texas died &
went on to the Great
Beyond. As he approached the great gat...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
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- Jay:
Does the Bible say that if
you smoke you can't get to
heaven?
Ted: No, but the more you s...Read the whole joke |
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331 |
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- Why did the angel lose her job?
She had harp failure....Read the whole joke |
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312 |
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- How do angels greet each other?
They say, Halo....Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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- An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
arrival.
"How did you get here?" he asked.
And the new ...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
0 |
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0
- A famous professor of surgery
died
and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the
...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
0 |
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0
- St. Peter and Satan were having an
argument one day about
baseball. Satan proposed a game to be ...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
0 |
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0
- What do you call the queue of Software
Engineers standing outside Heaven ?
The Y2K deadline !...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
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Horse jokes
- Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He
was the last of his race!...Read the whole joke |
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311 |
0 |
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0
- Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He
told a tale of whoa!...Read the whole joke |
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346 |
0 |
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0
- Did you hear about the horse that has made a
dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does ...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
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