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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today... - Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
565 |
0 |
2 |
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called... - Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
267 |
0 |
3 |
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs... - Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late hus...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
596 |
0 |
4 |
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... - A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
279 |
0 |
5 |
Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
257 |
0 |
6 |
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife... - A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1996 |
0 |
7 |
A guy from weather bureau - Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
604 |
0 |
8 |
A sad mourner - A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked o...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
274 |
0 |
9 |
Who am I? - Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My hus...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
139 |
0 |
10 |
No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
256 |
0 |
11 |
I had it all - A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a bea...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
644 |
0 |
12 |
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed... - The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, poin...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
574 |
0 |
13 |
Gift tombstones - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband dec...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
683 |
0 |
14 |
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake... - The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
240 |
0 |
15 |
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park... - The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
787 |
0 |
16 |
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed... - One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
233 |
0 |
17 |
My wife converted me to religion... - Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
252 |
0 |
18 |
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... - A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's pho...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1114 |
0 |
19 |
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're... - A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
3291 |
0 |
20 |
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said... - Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says O...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
279 |
0 |
21 |
Could you please pass... - The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
679 |
0 |
22 |
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he... - This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
236 |
0 |
23 |
Married life is very frustrating... - Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listen...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
300 |
0 |
24 |
A wife went in to see a therapist and said... - A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
635 |
0 |
25 |
Do clever men make good husbands? - NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
692 |
0 |