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You Know You're Out Of College When... - 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-size...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
314 |
0 |
2 |
Accountants and Engineers on a Train - Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2471 |
1.5 |
3 |
You know you drink too much coffee when... - 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
298 |
0 |
4 |
How To Be Annoying (A Guide) - Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
300 |
0 |
5 |
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell - 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
379 |
0 |
6 |
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall - 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
108 |
0 |
7 |
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator - 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
403 |
0 |
8 |
Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds! - There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
701 |
0 |
9 |
.....olympics - Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
42 |
0 |
10 |
Whats the diffrence - whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
273 |
0 |
11 |
A Son's Love - An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
6451 |
3.724609375 |
12 |
Chinese and Spielberg - A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
610 |
0 |
13 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
321 |
0 |
14 |
Bigfoot - Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
322 |
0 |
15 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
296 |
0 |
16 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
275 |
0 |
17 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
295 |
0 |
18 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
345 |
0 |
19 |
Math - Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
688 |
0 |
20 |
The Cow and the Chicken - So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
280 |
0 |
21 |
Trick or Treat - I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
292 |
0 |
22 |
Surgery - I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
296 |
0 |
23 |
HMO - My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
313 |
0 |
24 |
Gas Stations - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
280 |
0 |
25 |
Taxes - The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
316 |
0 |