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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 2 |
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
533 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
- What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 4 |
Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?
- Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 5 |
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven...
- A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
| 6 |
There were these three morticians talking about...
- There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 7 |
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
- Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
| 8 |
What's brown and sticky?
- What's brown and sticky?A stick....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0.5 |
| 9 |
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...
- A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
| 10 |
Silence
- Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise di...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
398 |
0 |
| 11 |
Voodoo
- Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
| 12 |
What is your date of birth?
- Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
| 13 |
On Jeopardy
- On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicate...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
| 14 |
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
- What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
| 15 |
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...
- Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
| 16 |
What is grosser than gross?
- Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
| 17 |
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
- Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
| 18 |
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...
- The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
| 19 |
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...
- An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
418 |
0 |
| 20 |
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...
- A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
356 |
0 |
| 21 |
Many moons
- There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
| 22 |
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
- What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 23 |
Why did the pervert cross the road?
- Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
| 24 |
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
- Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 25 |
Why do Farts stink?
- Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
