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Title |
Category |
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Rating |
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Finding A Penis - There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
2 |
Life of an Egg - So you think your life is bad...Just think how bad the life of an egg is...You only get laid onceYou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
3 |
Perfect Day - The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:3...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
4 |
International Travellers Bloopers - International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Buc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
5 |
Soldier's Ambition - An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
6 |
Senior's Thoughts (Classic) - What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
7 |
Flea Cure - Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
8 |
Murphy's Laws (5) - Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
9 |
Restaurant Specialty - Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know. One of them served me the last time I was her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
10 |
Driving In Fog Riddle - Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
11 |
The Hollywood/English Dictionary - VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
12 |
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers - Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
13 |
End of the World Reports - When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street J...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
14 |
Celibacy Test - Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
15 |
Using the Elevator - An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
16 |
Two Things To Worry About (Classic) - There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
17 |
U of Berkeley Products - There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
785 |
0 |
18 |
How Many Men Does It Take... - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The othe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
19 |
You Might Be A College Student: - You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
20 |
Give Me the Bill - Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
21 |
Mixed Emotions - Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
22 |
Baby - Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
441 |
0 |
23 |
90210 - Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
24 |
Hellen Keller List - Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Kelle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
25 |
Lawyers Abode (Classic) - Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |