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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Three religious truths - There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
178 |
0 |
2 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
59765 |
0 |
3 |
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals... - The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
305 |
0 |
4 |
What is white and flies across the sky? - What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
238 |
0 |
5 |
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? - Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
303 |
0 |
6 |
Visual joke - Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
258 |
0 |
7 |
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? - How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to con...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
211 |
0 |
8 |
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man... - In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
248 |
0 |
9 |
Strategy - The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
559 |
0 |
10 |
The newly divorced woman... - The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
224 |
0 |
11 |
37 mating positions - What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
60 |
0 |
12 |
How many does it take? - Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, go...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
240 |
0 |
13 |
A man decided to have a face lift... - A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
616 |
0 |
14 |
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road... - Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
448 |
0 |
15 |
During WW II an American soldier... - During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
583 |
0 |
16 |
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months... - A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2069 |
0 |
17 |
A yard sale - A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
987 |
0 |
18 |
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair... - Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1306 |
0 |
19 |
Taking measures - "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
229 |
0 |
20 |
A customer walks into a pharmacy... - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2934 |
0 |
21 |
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf... - A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2116 |
0 |
22 |
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea... - An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for d...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
570 |
0 |
23 |
A man enters a barber shop for a shave... - A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
448 |
0 |
24 |
A cowboy walked into a barber shop... - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
3306 |
0 |
25 |
On a very cold winter night... - On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the g...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
460 |
0 |