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Category |
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The Pessimist! - An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
331 |
0 |
2 |
Not me Sarge! - A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
3 |
2 guys at the bar. - Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, "My ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
4 |
The Essay. - A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
5 |
Daffynitions! - Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-du...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
476 |
0 |
6 |
At the crazy farm! - A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
379 |
0 |
7 |
Real Mothers... - Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to makeit.Real Mothers know th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
339 |
0 |
8 |
Gotta love the unions! - Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that thei...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
9 |
Baptizing the Drunk! - A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
10 |
The Ocotpus! - A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
11 |
OH MY GOD! - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
12 |
Mommy Dearest! - As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
13 |
On the airline. - A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
14 |
The divorce! - A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
15 |
Look at me! - A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
16 |
Even more Bumper Stickers! - Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down bef...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
17 |
The Signalman\'s Test! - Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
525 |
0 |
18 |
What costume? - A black couple we're invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide what to dress up as.The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
19 |
For Dad\'s with Daughters! (Long) - When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
0 |
20 |
Washing the Dog! - Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
400 |
0 |
21 |
Six times Six - A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink. All of a sudden ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
22 |
Jonah and the Whale. - A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
23 |
We've been robbed! - A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
24 |
Buzz Buzz Buzz! - A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
25 |
The loud-mouthed mechanic! - Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |