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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Computer Dictionary Part I - BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
324 |
0 |
2 |
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash - Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
310 |
0.5 |
3 |
Tech Glossary - 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
686 |
0 |
4 |
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer - If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
344 |
0 |
5 |
Addicted To Computers - Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
3641 |
1.5625 |
6 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
350 |
0 |
7 |
Now thats lazy! - My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
324 |
0 |
8 |
Program Manager - A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outd...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
432 |
0 |
9 |
Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say - Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your ba...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
336 |
0 |
10 |
Computer Crashed - My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean ...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
329 |
0 |
11 |
Microsoft ad space - Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Window...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
299 |
0 |
12 |
Internet Test - Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty w...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
403 |
0 |
13 |
If Operating Systems Were Beers - DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
371 |
0 |
14 |
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM - TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
371 |
0 |
15 |
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB - 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
147 |
0 |
16 |
Parrrot boy & daddy - There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
337 |
0 |
17 |
The old mans bird - Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
320 |
0 |
18 |
Dirty minds - Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
314 |
0 |
19 |
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken) - What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
358 |
0 |
20 |
Reload. - A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
410 |
0 |
21 |
Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
403 |
0 |
22 |
Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
29499 |
2.535758355965 |
23 |
College Rules - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
602 |
0 |
24 |
Foot Tall - A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
367 |
0 |
25 |
Sunday School - Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
338 |
0 |