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Redneck Poetry - The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke Unive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
2 |
Two Molecules - Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
3 |
The Neutron - A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
2.5 |
4 |
Yo Mamma - Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
327 |
0 |
5 |
Early Birds - Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
695 |
0 |
6 |
Fancy Plate - This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.Af...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
634 |
0 |
7 |
Country Tunes - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
8 |
Life According To TV Land - What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
9 |
Saved Your Privates - A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
10 |
Left and Right - Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
11 |
Singing Frog - A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
12 |
Building the Ark - And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
13 |
Its a Matter of Perspective - Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my though...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
14 |
Charlie no more. - Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
15 |
The Mushroom - A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
16 |
Two Boll Weevils - Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The othe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
17 |
Years of Bad Sex - A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
18 |
General Kitchy Kitchy - Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
339 |
0 |
19 |
Ticket to Titsburg - A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says...Read the whole joke |
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177 |
0 |
20 |
Good/Bad Car Accident - Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
21 |
Who Enjoys Sex More? - A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The m...Read the whole joke |
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184 |
0 |
22 |
Tattoo Parlour - A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went...Read the whole joke |
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321 |
0 |
23 |
Some Words of Wisdom - Some Words of Wisdom...The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
24 |
Definitions from Kids - Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
25 |
Meet the Schitts! - You don't know Jack Schitt!When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", well, now you'll know the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |