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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A little kid comes running into the backyard... - A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
406 |
0 |
2 |
Being hurt - A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husban...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
817 |
0 |
3 |
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts... - A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
471 |
0 |
4 |
Two men are discussing their lives... - Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.I'm tired of a messy apartment, d...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
331 |
0 |
5 |
A bum asks a man for $2... - A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2059 |
0 |
6 |
A farmer walked into an attorney office... - A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
398 |
0 |
7 |
After the party, as the couple was driving home... - After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever t...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
779 |
0 |
8 |
A wife was berating her husband... - A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
434 |
0 |
9 |
Opposites attract - "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "W...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
474 |
0 |
10 |
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? - What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
410 |
0 |
11 |
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins... - A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don't have a...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
441 |
0 |
12 |
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to... - Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office. When the exam...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
459 |
0 |
13 |
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married... - A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they sett...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
451 |
0 |
14 |
I went out with my girlfriend... - I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
373 |
0 |
15 |
The three stages of sex in marriage. - The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
376 |
0 |
16 |
A young couple gets married, and the groom... - A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
734 |
0 |
17 |
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting... - Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
377 |
0 |
18 |
She: Do you think of me when... - She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
311 |
0 |
19 |
One more thing like that - "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
692 |
0 |
20 |
I got home from work last night... - I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
323 |
0 |
21 |
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office... - A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
352 |
0 |
22 |
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? - What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
280 |
0 |
23 |
The room was full of pregnant ladies... - The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. Th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
332 |
0 |
24 |
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night... - A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
286 |
0 |
25 |
Suffering - A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
221 |
0 |