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Movie and TV jokes - Q: How many
actors does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine ...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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2 |
0 - Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Q: How many Union
Lighting Technicians
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's not a bul...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
4 |
Music jokes - Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a
mine shaft?
A: A flat minor....Read the whole joke |
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611 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so
the
saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a
perfect unison?
A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and
one
says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Q:
What is the difference between a saxophone
and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip....Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
9 |
Old age jokes - Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her
rocking chair?
A: She wanted to rock and roll...Read the whole joke |
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1254 |
0 |
10 |
0 - An elderly lady did her shopping and,
upon
returning to her car, found four males in the act of ...Read the whole joke |
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1378 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Three old ladies met on the street on a very
stormy
day. The wind was so strong and loud that th...Read the whole joke |
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1366 |
0 |
12 |
0 - An old
man visits his doctor and after
thorough examination the doctor tells
him: "I have good...Read the whole joke |
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1200 |
0 |
13 |
0 - For the first time in many
years, a an old
man traveled from his rural town to the city to atten...Read the whole joke |
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1282 |
0 |
14 |
Parent jokes - Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Father, I'm...Read the whole joke |
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1279 |
0 |
15 |
0 - With four
daughters and one son always
dashing to school activities and part-time
jobs, our sc...Read the whole joke |
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16 |
0 - A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two...Read the whole joke |
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1237 |
0 |
17 |
0 - A man
and his wife were making their first
doctor visit, the wife being
pregnant with their fi...Read the whole joke |
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1209 |
0 |
18 |
0 - The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
out of
his front door onto the porch.
Someone ...Read the whole joke |
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1311 |
0 |
19 |
Pig jokes - Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
20 |
0 - What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig...Read the whole joke |
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617 |
0 |
21 |
0 - A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
wonder
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
22 |
0 - A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York....Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
23 |
0 - All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their ...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
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Political jokes - Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
2.5 |
25 |
0 - Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers ...Read the whole joke |
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212 |
0 |