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Computer jokes - Dear Boss,
I hope I haven't misunderstood
your instructions. Because to be
honest, boss, none o...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A programmer was walking along the beach when
he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie app...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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0 - Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and l...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q:
How many Microsoft executives does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How many Microsoft support
staff does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "W...Read the whole joke |
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6 |
0 - You
have just received the "Kentucky
Virus"!!!
As we ain't got no programin' experience, this...Read the whole joke |
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654 |
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0 - Q: How many programmers does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware pr...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them...Read the whole joke |
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9 |
0 - I overheard a woman in a
computer store
say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of hol...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Young Judy, the editor of a trivia
publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she cal...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
me...
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son...Read the whole joke |
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0 - After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady
repute, the luckless
customer unpacked his new to...Read the whole joke |
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0 - My computer made a funny sound the other
day.
Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a win...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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0 - Q.
What creature has the best aptitude for
engineering ?
A. The spider -- It has its own webs...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Jesus and Satan got into an
argument over
which of them was the better computer programmer. Fina...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
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0 - Q: What's the
difference between a car
salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car
salesman c...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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0 - As most technophiles are aware, there are
special programs to run scanners. These programs use a...Read the whole joke |
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688 |
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0 - A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next
to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The ...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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0 - Q: What's the
best way to accelerate a
Mac?
A: 9.81 m/s2...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
scientist
were arguing about what was the oldest prof...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Comments made
by Programmers when their
programs don't work:
Strange...
I've never heard abo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One guy was on duty in the main lab
on a
quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in fr...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Got this email from a friend:
CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
Tech: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
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0 - - Why do you think I spend too much
time
at my computer?
- Well, dear... Every time I ask yo...Read the whole joke |
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