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Computer jokes - What's the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using m...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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2 |
0 - When do computers
go to sleep?
When
it's internight....Read the whole joke |
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633 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In
its trunk....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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4 |
0 - Where is the best place to buy computer
software?
Washington C.D...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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5 |
0 - Which football team to you need to connect up
your
computer?
Leeds....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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6 |
0 - Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer's printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, y...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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7 |
0 - Who holds up
stagecoaches and steals
laptop computers?
Click Turpin...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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8 |
0 - You're spending a lot of time at that
computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
No, they...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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9 |
0 - Who sits on Cinderella's
keyboard?
Buttons....Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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10 |
0 - Would you like to buy a second-hand
computer?
I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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11 |
0 - Why
did the computer act crazy?
It had
a screw loose....Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Why did the dish and spoon hide their
computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t....Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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13 |
0 - Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke |
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685 |
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14 |
0 - Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Why do computer teachers never get
sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away....Read the whole joke |
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356 |
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16 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a
computer.
My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery ri...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a
laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you so...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A.
He uses "windows"....Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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0 - Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!...Read the whole joke |
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337 |
0 |
20 |
Aardvark jokes - What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!...Read the whole joke |
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7740 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!...Read the whole joke |
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22 |
0 - Who's the aardvark's favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!...Read the whole joke |
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5187 |
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23 |
0 - Who's aardvark's favorite male
singer?
Frank Sinostril!...Read the whole joke |
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4408 |
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24 |
0 - What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hol...Read the whole joke |
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4474 |
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25 |
0 - What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!...Read the whole joke |
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