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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Marriage quotes 05
- |The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marri...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 2 |
Recently seen
- |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
573 |
0 |
| 3 |
Good & bad news
- |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
184 |
0 |
| 4 |
Hard of hearing
- |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
313 |
0 |
| 5 |
Marriage quotes 03
- |This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry know that behind ever...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
628 |
0 |
| 6 |
Marriage quotes 09
- |Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too good for the world and not...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
282 |
0 |
| 7 |
Marriage quotes 06
- |Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are tr...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 8 |
Marriage quotes 07
- |Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Mar...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 9 |
Marriage quotes 08
- |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is perm...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 10 |
Marriage quotes 10
- |I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
367 |
0 |
| 11 |
Marriage quotes 12
- |Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienc...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 12 |
Marriage quotes 11
- |A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her of...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
233 |
0 |
| 13 |
Marriage quotes 13
- |There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was to...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
288 |
0 |
| 14 |
Marriage quotes 02
- |Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; afte...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
246 |
0 |
| 15 |
Marriage quotes 14
- |Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
246 |
0 |
| 16 |
Movies changed
- |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 17 |
New hearing aid
- |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
336 |
0 |
| 18 |
Handling teens
- |A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fi...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 19 |
Ode to cranky men
- |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 20 |
I have bad news
- |The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 21 |
I am not forgetful
- |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
549 |
0 |
| 22 |
Automotive horror
- |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2779 |
2.5 |
| 23 |
Guaranteed visits
- |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
556 |
0 |
| 24 |
Getting old when
- |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 25 |
You will forget it
- |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their docto...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
300 |
0 |
