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Gorilla jokes - What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The Apey-cees!...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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2 |
0 - What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the ...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
3 |
0 - What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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4 |
0 - What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!...Read the whole joke |
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311 |
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5 |
0 - What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth t...Read the whole joke |
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609 |
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6 |
0 - What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!...Read the whole joke |
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663 |
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7 |
0 - What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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8 |
0 - What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
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9 |
0 - What political party entices most
Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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10 |
0 - What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brand...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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11 |
0 - What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown and
white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding ...Read the whole joke |
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685 |
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12 |
0 - What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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14 |
0 - When did the Gorillas start to picket
the
cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture a...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
15 |
0 - When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branch...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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16 |
0 - Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In
the bush leagues,of course!...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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17 |
0 - Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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0 - Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Naked Ape!...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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0 - Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
bu...Read the whole joke |
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603 |
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20 |
0 - Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An
ape-ricot sour!...Read the whole joke |
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562 |
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21 |
0 - Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A
fiend in need is a fiend indeed!...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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22 |
0 - Which operetta make the Gorilla
crack
up?
Nutty Marietta!...Read the whole joke |
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337 |
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23 |
0 - Which song title makes an Ape
heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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24 |
0 - Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
another
animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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25 |
0 - Which two names figure prominently in every
Ape's
diet?
Ben/Anna!...Read the whole joke |
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333 |
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