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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Miracle Diet! - A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
2 |
Women\'s/Men\'s English - Women's English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
3 |
GOD\'s Kids. - Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
255 |
0 |
4 |
Why married women get heavy. - Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see what's in the frid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
5 |
Bumpy Stickers! - Clinton doesn't inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident. It's a dog eat dog...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
6 |
White Gown? - A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the ta...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
7 |
Pregnant Daughter - The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was respons...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0.5 |
8 |
Late Payment Letter - Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you. You said the bill shoul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
9 |
Gay Hired Hand - There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
10 |
Gates Vs GM - At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
408 |
0 |
11 |
Horsie Ride - Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of wat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
12 |
Cool Stud! - Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
13 |
Quick Witted Boy - There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man came in and asked to buy ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
333 |
0 |
14 |
Burying Poles! - Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
15 |
Army Wisdom - A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
16 |
Pick Up Line Rejections! - 1. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a roc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
17 |
More Pick Up Lines - 1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can forget about going to heaven because i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
18 |
Great Pick Up Lines! - I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
19 |
Bad Date Signs! - Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
20 |
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe... - Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
21 |
US Air Force Humor! - "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
22 |
Quick Ones! - What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
608 |
0 |
23 |
What Gets Bigger? - Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
24 |
Kids and Religion! - A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
25 |
How to impress a woman. - HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, lov...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |