| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
How is a man like a snow fall?
- How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke |
Men |
291 |
0 |
| 2 |
Have you heard the one about the...
- Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...Read the whole joke |
Men |
327 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
- What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating....Read the whole joke |
Men |
294 |
0 |
| 4 |
A fortunate twist of fate
- Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2340 |
2.5 |
| 5 |
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
- THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
365 |
0 |
| 6 |
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
- Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke |
Men |
267 |
0 |
| 7 |
The way to a heart of a man
- The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife)....Read the whole joke |
Men |
692 |
0 |
| 8 |
Once some boys got together to play poker...
- Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
294 |
0 |
| 9 |
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
- Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke |
Men |
265 |
0 |
| 10 |
Why do men like blonde jokes??
- Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them....Read the whole joke |
Men |
218 |
0 |
| 11 |
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
- How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke |
Men |
299 |
0 |
| 12 |
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened....Read the whole joke |
Men |
309 |
0 |
| 13 |
There was three guys, one with a rubber...
- There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...Read the whole joke |
Men |
303 |
0 |
| 14 |
Alcohol vs Women
- A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2252 |
2.5 |
| 15 |
Fatherly feelings
- One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
279 |
0 |
| 16 |
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
- What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke |
Men |
262 |
0 |
| 17 |
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
- How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke |
Men |
210 |
0 |
| 18 |
How do men sort their laundry?
- How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke |
Men |
249 |
0 |
| 19 |
Lots of words
- There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but yo...Read the whole joke |
Men |
280 |
0 |
| 20 |
Men are like...
- Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
299 |
0 |
| 21 |
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...
- There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke |
Men |
558 |
0 |
| 22 |
Man walks into a supermarket and buys...
- Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 p...Read the whole joke |
Men |
250 |
0 |
| 23 |
How do you scare a man?
- How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke |
Men |
272 |
0 |
| 24 |
What food best describes a man?
- What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke |
Men |
216 |
0 |
| 25 |
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
- Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke |
Men |
141 |
0 |
