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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
what men hear when women speak - What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
407 |
0 |
2 |
why - Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
292 |
0 |
3 |
50-50 relationship - What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
79 |
0 |
4 |
blonde - Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
601 |
2.5 |
5 |
sperm - Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
644 |
0 |
6 |
Men say the smartest things when... - Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
649 |
0 |
7 |
Sewage, Oh no - When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
282 |
0 |
8 |
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy - 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
105 |
0 |
9 |
Men Are Like Toilets.. - Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
300 |
0 |
10 |
Men Don't Like Safe Sex - What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard....Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
310 |
0 |
11 |
Computer Diagnosis - One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
314 |
0 |
12 |
what would happen if your dog's... - Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homewo...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
369 |
0 |
13 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
3967 |
4.59375 |
14 |
Gonna Get Lucky - A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
316 |
0 |
15 |
seconds to live - Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
328 |
0 |
16 |
Friends - Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
284 |
0 |
17 |
The Wrong Way - As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
288 |
0 |
18 |
Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided t...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
252 |
0 |
19 |
Made in Canada - President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" ...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
875 |
0 |
20 |
Iraqi tv-guide - Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBe...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
360 |
0 |
21 |
Russian War College - At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
261 |
0 |
22 |
Taliban Tank - How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
582 |
0 |
23 |
George W. Bush at a press conference - A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
634 |
0 |
24 |
Campaign Slogans for George W - 1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 ...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
232 |
0 |
25 |
George W - College Days - George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his pas...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
243 |
0 |