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Category |
Hits |
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Barbie doll jokes
- There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide tra...Read the whole joke |
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331 |
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0
- There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in
ratty, old housecoa...Read the whole joke |
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318 |
0 |
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Bath jokes
- Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rust...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Dr Frankenstein:
I've just invented
something that everyone in the world will want! You
know h...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, "Would you like a pl...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath, please?
Porter: I can give you a room, but you...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe: Because on the ...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one ...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you take a cold
bath every morning.
...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need anothe...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he
could make a clean getaway....Read the whole joke |
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0
- Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
0 |
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0
- Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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0
- Are you going to take a bath?
No, I'm
leaving it where it is....Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0 |
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0
- My mother says I look just like an
animal
when I'm in the bath - a little bear....Read the whole joke |
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647 |
0 |
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0
- Mum, does God use the
bathroom?
No, what
a funny question!
Then why did Dad say this morning...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0 |
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0
- Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of goods from a bathroo...Read the whole joke |
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0
- What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of the bath?
One is ...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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0
- Stan: I won 92
goldfish.
Fred: Where are
you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred:...Read the whole joke |
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0
- May: What position does your brother play in
the school football team ?
Jay: I think he's one o...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
!
Ed: You were? What did you do ?
Ned: I took a b...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
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0
- A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he as...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
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0
- What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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0
- When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
is
still dirty?
The bathtub....Read the whole joke |
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285 |
0 |
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0
- Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the
bat-room (bathroom)....Read the whole joke |
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