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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Bed jokes - Why did the man take a pencil to
bed ?
To
draw the curtains !...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
2 |
0 - I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A ch...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can't guess who I am!...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
4 |
0 - What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog
asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa....Read the whole joke |
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309 |
0 |
5 |
0 - How do you know when there is an elephant under
your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !...Read the whole joke |
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653 |
0 |
6 |
0 - What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
!...Read the whole joke |
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693 |
0 |
7 |
Bicycle jokes - Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals....Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing....Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
9 |
0 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it was two-tyred....Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
11 |
0 - A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, ...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack s...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
0 |
13 |
0 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?...Read the whole joke |
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629 |
0 |
14 |
0 - What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road....Read the whole joke |
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601 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance....Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
17 |
0 - The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar...Read the whole joke |
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321 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bul...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
0 |
19 |
0 - The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, ar...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
20 |
0 - A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy n...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
21 |
0 - When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it
turns into a driveway....Read the whole joke |
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260 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired)....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Why can't an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
0 |
25 |
0 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |