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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - The Doctor was
puzzled "I'm very
sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I
think it ...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I
in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a
bus....Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0.5 |
3 |
0 - A man walks into a doctor's office.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and ...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Patient: Doctor,
what should I do
if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
5 |
0 - A young woman went to her doctor
complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Patient:
Doctor, I think I
swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little ...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
7 |
0 - A baseball manager who had an
ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the d...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
8 |
0 - "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering
from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating som...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Patient: Doctor, you must help me.
I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with ...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Patient: Doctor, if
I give up
wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. ...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
0 |
11 |
0 - A man, seeking to lose
some of
his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I l...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
12 |
0 - A doctor has come to see one of
his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
13 |
0 - A man went to see his doctor because
he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescrib...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Patient (to
cosmetic surgeon):
Will it hurt me, doctor?
Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, M...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Doctor: Did you know
that there
are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doc...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
16 |
0 - A new arrival, about to enter
hospital, saw two white coated doctors
searching through the flowe...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Mary:
My daughter believes in
preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary:
Y...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
18 |
0 - What's the difference between a
surgeon and a puppy?
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
0 |
19 |
0 - The seven-year old girl told her mom,
"A boy in my class
asked me to play doctor."
"Oh, dear," ...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
20 |
0 - A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He
called a
plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Doctor: Have you ever had this
before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don't panic. He'...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
girl
doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the
waiting
room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What ...Read the whole joke |
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577 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A doctor and a nurse were
called
to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these pe...Read the whole joke |
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647 |
0 |