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45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall - 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
108 |
0 |
2 |
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator - 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
404 |
0 |
3 |
Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds! - There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
715 |
0 |
4 |
.....olympics - Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
42 |
0 |
5 |
Whats the diffrence - whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
277 |
0 |
6 |
A Son's Love - An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
6593 |
3.724609375 |
7 |
Chinese and Spielberg - A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
626 |
0 |
8 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
323 |
0 |
9 |
Bigfoot - Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
325 |
0 |
10 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
297 |
0 |
11 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
279 |
0 |
12 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
297 |
0 |
13 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
347 |
0 |
14 |
Math - Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
704 |
0 |
15 |
The Cow and the Chicken - So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
284 |
0 |
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Trick or Treat - I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
296 |
0 |
17 |
Surgery - I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
300 |
0 |
18 |
HMO - My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
317 |
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Gas Stations - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
283 |
0 |
20 |
Taxes - The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
318 |
0 |
21 |
IRS - The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
314 |
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22 |
Psychic Phenomena - Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
294 |
0 |
23 |
Protesting - I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
640 |
0 |
24 |
Escalators - An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
281 |
0 |
25 |
Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
306 |
0 |