# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Farmer jokes - A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
farm
with plans to turn it into a thriving enterp...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
605 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated
the country ? He went to the big city and got a jo...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
219 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Why was the farmer
hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
281 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Camper: Is it easy to milk
a
cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
233 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
'Is tha...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
226 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
234 |
0 |
7 |
0 - How does a farmer send messages?
By
e-i-e-i-o-mail....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
247 |
0 |
8 |
0 - What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
284 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
224 |
0 |
10 |
0 - What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma h...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
257 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
246 |
0 |
12 |
0 - What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres my tractor!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
262 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
217 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
253 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
farmer who
moved into the next valley and boy, i...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
234 |
0 |
16 |
0 - FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
543 |
0 |
17 |
0 - How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
He
rides piggyback....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
214 |
0 |
18 |
0 - What did the farmer say when his fat pig
wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than m...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
225 |
0 |
19 |
Fishing jokes - Far away in the tropical waters of the
Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - o...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
265 |
0.5 |
20 |
0 - Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
to the other, "I am
NEVER going to take my wife fis...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
202 |
0 |
21 |
0 - A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern
Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
205 |
0 |
22 |
0 - The fishing season hasn't opened and a
fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trou...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
262 |
0 |
23 |
0 - One day, two guys Joe and Bob
were out
fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
297 |
2.5 |
24 |
0 - Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
having a great day catching fish.
The first blon...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
611 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Two Irishmen were walking down the street with
two salmon each under their arms.
Two other I...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
636 |
0 |