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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A fun game - While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
365 |
0 |
2 |
Famous people - Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
459 |
0 |
3 |
Beware of IRS - The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a stan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
4 |
Valentine Day Story - Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
442 |
0 |
5 |
A story with a morale - A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
6 |
A few words of wisdom - "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
7 |
Making bets - A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
8 |
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle... - Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
9 |
You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics - You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
10 |
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth... - A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
11 |
The Letter D Pulls Out - The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated B...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
12 |
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull... - A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
369 |
0 |
13 |
Totally messed up - The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last thr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
14 |
Only in America... - Only in America... Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
15 |
Tough job - A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
16 |
The meaning of life - A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
17 |
A great new hearing aid - John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup. Cost me...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
662 |
0 |
18 |
The little sexy housewife was built so well... - The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Ever...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
107 |
0 |
19 |
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus - A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolouredhair that's green, purple and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
371 |
0 |
20 |
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven... - 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
83 |
0 |
21 |
That is ONE! - A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hardto build a beautifu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
22 |
One day the different parts of the body... - One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
23 |
Ru-Ru - Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
24 |
Poor batman! - A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
25 |
A hot meal - Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
941 |
0 |