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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month... - The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and exp...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
244 |
0 |
2 |
A bad habit - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2784 |
0.5 |
3 |
Where am I, Cathy? - Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
360 |
0 |
4 |
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife... - A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2326 |
2.5 |
5 |
A husband and wife were in their back yard... - A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented,...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
346 |
0 |
6 |
A technical bastard - A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
470 |
0 |
7 |
A little kid comes running into the backyard... - A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
408 |
0 |
8 |
Being hurt - A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husban...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
821 |
0 |
9 |
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts... - A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
473 |
0 |
10 |
Two men are discussing their lives... - Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.I'm tired of a messy apartment, d...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
333 |
0 |
11 |
A bum asks a man for $2... - A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2065 |
0 |
12 |
A farmer walked into an attorney office... - A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
400 |
0 |
13 |
After the party, as the couple was driving home... - After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever t...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
784 |
0 |
14 |
A wife was berating her husband... - A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
436 |
0 |
15 |
Opposites attract - "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "W...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
476 |
0 |
16 |
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? - What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
411 |
0 |
17 |
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins... - A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don't have a...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
443 |
0 |
18 |
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to... - Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office. When the exam...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
461 |
0 |
19 |
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married... - A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they sett...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
453 |
0 |
20 |
I went out with my girlfriend... - I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
375 |
0 |
21 |
The three stages of sex in marriage. - The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
378 |
0 |
22 |
A young couple gets married, and the groom... - A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
738 |
0 |
23 |
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting... - Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
379 |
0 |
24 |
She: Do you think of me when... - She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
313 |
0 |
25 |
One more thing like that - "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
696 |
0 |