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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Gimme A Cookie - Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found out he had a tapeworm, and w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
2 |
A Miracle - A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
776 |
0 |
3 |
No Pantyhose - There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell. So he sees this cute nurse and sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
4 |
Headaches - This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doct...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
5 |
Coffee Klatch - Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a prie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
6 |
Another Castration - A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated.""What?" said the doctor, "surely you don...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
7 |
Redneck Doctor - How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs "his" name un...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
8 |
Soviet Physician - What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally deficient....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
9 |
By the Lantern Light - The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
10 |
Bouncing Baby - A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
11 |
Gas Attack - There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
781 |
0 |
12 |
The Doctors - Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
13 |
Ethical Code for Patients - A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
14 |
Polish Medical Dictionary - The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
15 |
Hard Transplant - A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
655 |
0 |
16 |
New Experience - There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
17 |
Sex Change - This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
18 |
Lost Fingers - A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
19 |
Brain Operation - This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
957 |
0 |
20 |
The infertile patient! - After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple deci...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
21 |
Zactly - Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
477 |
0 |
22 |
Minding his manners. - A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
23 |
Paying the Dentist - As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the denti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
24 |
Pulling Teeth - A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1075 |
0 |
25 |
Raid - You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
441 |
0 |