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Beauty jokes - Mrs Saggy:
Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a
facelift last week.
Mrs Baggy: Tried to?
Mrs Saggy: Y...Read the whole joke |
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0 - They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
You
mean she's escaped from the funny farm?...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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0 - First witch: My beauty
is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock....Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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0 - A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the
assistant how much it would cost to make her loo...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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5 |
0 - A monster went to the doctor with a branch
growing out of his head.
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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0 - I've just come back from the beauty parlour.
Pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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0 - Where is everyone beautiful?
In the dark....Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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8 |
0 - Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry
the most
beautiful girl in the world.
Oh, what ...Read the whole joke |
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9 |
0 - People keep telling me I'm beautiful.
What
vivid imaginations some people have....Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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10 |
0 - Don't look out of the
window, Betty,
people will think it's Halloween....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happened when the
witch went for a job
as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear
about the witch who did a four
year course in ugliness?
She finished it in two....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is yellow and goes click-click?
A
ball-point banana.
Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A little boy came running into the kitchen.
'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "My
boyfriend says I look like a dishy
Italian!"said Miss Conceited.
''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
sweets.
The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ug...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in
his ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
?
Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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0 - Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
pretty and wasn't ugly ?
She was pretty ugly...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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21 |
0 - She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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0 - Bill: My sister has lovely
long red hair
all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Julie had broken off her
engagement. Her
friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was l...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It d...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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0 - Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The
br...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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