# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit? - Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
2 |
Chicken and the Egg - So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
3 |
Which day does a fish hate? - Which day does a fish hate?Fryday...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
4 |
Light and Hard - Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light on!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
5 |
Pink and Purple - What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the grip!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
6 |
Blondie - There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead.Which one is th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
7 |
The freaky stuff you - Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
8 |
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow? - How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
112 |
0 |
9 |
Hellen Keller - Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
2.125 |
10 |
A Hookers Life - A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
982 |
0.5 |
11 |
A woman\'s three biggest lies. - A woman's three biggest lies...1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste li...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
964 |
0.25 |
12 |
Yo Mama Genesis - Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
426 |
0 |
13 |
Yo Mama - Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
765 |
0 |
14 |
Classic Oxymoron - Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
15 |
Patient & Doctor - Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
16 |
Soup you don\'t want to eat. - What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
17 |
Mono and herpes - Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
18 |
Tip of the iceberg - A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
19 |
The cow? - What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
20 |
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck - If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
21 |
Athletes - If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1015 |
0 |
22 |
Whats the square root of 69? - Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER -- EIGHT something...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
23 |
It\\\\\\\'s hard to make a comeback when... - It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
24 |
I\\\\\\\'m listening, dear. - I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
25 |
I lost my wife! - Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |