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Dance jokes - What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you like !...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
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0 - Q. What's the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you ...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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3 |
0 - Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seve...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
4 |
Dead and dying jokes - What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
the air and smells?
A dead centipede....Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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5 |
0 - What is the difference between a
musician and a
dead body?
One composes and the other decompos...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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6 |
0 - What has four legs, a tail,
whiskers and flies?
A dead cat....Read the whole joke |
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322 |
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0 - What do you call a man who has been
dead and buried for
thousands of years?
Pete....Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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8 |
0 - What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
Dead sails in the sunset....Read the whole joke |
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9 |
0 - What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles....Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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10 |
0 - Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
The Dead Sea....Read the whole joke |
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0 - First ghoul: You don't look too well
today.
Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet....Read the whole joke |
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12 |
0 - Did you hear about the man
who left
his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job....Read the whole joke |
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13 |
0 - Did you hear about the two men who were
cremated at the same time?
It was a dead heat....Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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14 |
0 - If a man was born in England, raised in
America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
De...Read the whole joke |
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15 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.
I'll arrange for you to be halfburied....Read the whole joke |
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16 |
0 - Waiter, waiter! There's a
dead fly
in my soup.
Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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20 |
0 - Did you
hear about the undertaker
who buried someone in the wrong place and was
sacked for the...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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0 - Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave....Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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22 |
0 - I was so sorry
to hear you buried
your mother last week.
Well, we had to, you know, she was dea...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - A monster and a zombie went
into
the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear someone has invented a
coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you ...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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25 |
0 - The man who
was about to die said
to the Sheriff,
"Say, do I really have to die swinging from ...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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