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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
For some light refreshment! - |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
242 |
0 |
2 |
Mouse code! - |What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
615 |
0 |
3 |
Bubble and squeak! - |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
583 |
0 |
4 |
mouse's favorite record? - |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
247 |
0 |
5 |
A mouse sandwich! - |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2272 |
0 |
6 |
With a mouse warming party - |How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
198 |
0 |
7 |
Mickey Moose! - |Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
308 |
0 |
8 |
Hamsterdam! - |Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
313 |
0 |
9 |
Save a drowning mouse - |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
668 |
0 |
10 |
What's up Pussycat! - |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
296 |
0 |
11 |
Because they squeak! - |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
325 |
0 |
12 |
play bingo - |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
417 |
0 |
13 |
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'! - |What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
93 |
0 |
14 |
A mouse organ! - |What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2302 |
0 |
15 |
Why do mice have long tails? - |Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
212 |
0 |
16 |
Hard cheese! - |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
666 |
0 |
17 |
Hide and squeak! - |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
266 |
0 |
18 |
It's croak-et! - |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
249 |
0 |
19 |
headmasters and bullfrogs - |What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
309 |
0 |
20 |
The Lizard of Oz! - |What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
322 |
0 |
21 |
A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line - |The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoret...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
2635 |
0 |
22 |
They sit eggsaminations! - |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
295 |
0 |
23 |
How do frogs die? - |How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
204 |
0 |
24 |
A croakus! - |What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
1911 |
0 |
25 |
A croaker spaniel! - |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2228 |
0 |