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Humor jokes - Do you love me?
Of course
Then whisper
something soft and sweet in my ear
Lemon meringue pie !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion
like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do...Read the whole joke |
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0 - This morning I felt that today was going to be
my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollar...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear....Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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0 - Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate
nine....Read the whole joke |
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358 |
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0 - Q: What's
black, white and read all over?
A: A newspaper....Read the whole joke |
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311 |
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0 - What runs all day but
never gets tired?
Water....Read the whole joke |
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286 |
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8 |
0 - Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden
have in common? A. They both look out their caves...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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0 - Q:
How many Survivors does it take to screw
in a light bulb? A: One to
start screwing it in an...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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10 |
0 - So the bus
driver said to the string, "Are
you a string?" and the string said,
"No, I'm afraid...Read the whole joke |
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11 |
0 - Q: Why couldn't the animals
on Noah's Ark
play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the
deck...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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0 - Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A.
All the house plants are
dead, but there's somethi...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. What did Snow white say when her photos
didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why did the haunted house not
like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits....Read the whole joke |
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706 |
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0 - Q: What did the hat
say to the necktie? A:
You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
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0 - Q: How many
existentialists does it take to
screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw
it in ...Read the whole joke |
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327 |
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0 - Q: Why did the
scientist install a knocker
on his door? A: To win the no-bell
prize....Read the whole joke |
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348 |
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0 - The strong young man at the construction site
was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat ...Read the whole joke |
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683 |
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0 - The world's most incredibly lazy man found
a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and g...Read the whole joke |
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0 - There was a man who entered a local paper's pun
contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the h...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
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0 - Martin asked David, "In which
state does the
Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the ...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
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0 - A man walks into a palm reader store and asks
the reader,
"Could you read my palm?" He shows his...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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23 |
0 - A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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0 - A guy goes to a girl's house
for the first
time, and she shows him into the living room. She exc...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
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0 - Do you believe in love at first sight or do I
have to walk by you
again?...Read the whole joke |
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639 |
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