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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Your kid has been kidnapped - |A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desper...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
694 |
0 |
2 |
You've got mail - |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
795 |
0 |
3 |
Make it off the island - |There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette lo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
347 |
0 |
4 |
Blondes change a lightbulb - |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
259 |
0 |
5 |
One wish to each - |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing th...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
312 |
0 |
6 |
What type of prize did you win? - |A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. S...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
326 |
0 |
7 |
Let's take a trip to Disney - |Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
317 |
0 |
8 |
How many sheep do I have? - |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
276 |
0 |
9 |
I can't breathe without that - |A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that wal...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
351 |
0 |
10 |
Shortage of parachutes - |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
333 |
0 |
11 |
Turn back your car odometer - |A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buye...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
303 |
0 |
12 |
The blonde test taker - |A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. S...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
739 |
0 |
13 |
Mind telling me the time? - |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
396 |
0 |
14 |
First experience horse riding - |A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons....Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
513 |
0 |
15 |
Unlocking your car - |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes wit...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
989 |
0 |
16 |
Buying drinks at a bar - |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
353 |
0 |
17 |
Do you see the dead bird? - |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
323 |
0 |
18 |
Slot machine winner - |A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in si...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
473 |
0 |
19 |
I deserve a first class seat - |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
416 |
0 |
20 |
Helping a blond lose weight - |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
380 |
0 |
21 |
Fallen bridge - |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
399 |
0 |
22 |
Want me to paint for you? - |A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
380 |
0 |
23 |
Why are you yelling that? - |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
347 |
0 |
24 |
Do you know where you were going? - |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
295 |
0 |
25 |
Clean those restrooms - |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
360 |
0 |