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Children jokes - Teacher: "Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas...Read the whole joke |
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2 |
0 - Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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3 |
0 - Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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4 |
0 - The teacher asked Simon to say his name
backwards.
"No mis" he replied...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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5 |
0 - Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he
had a flu. On the third day when he went back to...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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6 |
0 - My granddaughter came to spend a few
weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I h...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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7 |
0 - A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
m...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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8 |
0 - A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
...Read the whole joke |
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9 |
0 - Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three ...Read the whole joke |
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10 |
0 - Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's bee...Read the whole joke |
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12 |
0 - Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school ...Read the whole joke |
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13 |
0 - Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but t...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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0 - After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat ...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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0 - Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures,...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of a...Read the whole joke |
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597 |
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Christmas jokes - What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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0 - What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happy !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat i...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call a man who claps at
Christmas
?
Santapplause !...Read the whole joke |
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25 |
0 - Why does Father Christmas like to work in
the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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