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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club... - The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
268 |
0 |
2 |
Changed my mind! - This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
310 |
0 |
3 |
A really bad, terrible mistake - Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2278 |
0 |
4 |
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts... - A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
1984 |
0 |
5 |
It finally dawned - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
315 |
0 |
6 |
Ashamed - Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
1931 |
0 |
7 |
The third wish - A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
338 |
0 |
8 |
A little girl was walking along a beach in California... - A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2279 |
0 |
9 |
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes... - A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2315 |
0 |
10 |
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years... - Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
296 |
0 |
11 |
A game of golf - A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2333 |
0 |
12 |
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven... - St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
248 |
0 |
13 |
How did Captain Hook die? - Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch....Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
234 |
0 |
14 |
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis... - Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
350 |
0 |
15 |
OUCH! - OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
686 |
0 |
16 |
A big bird - Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
42851 |
0 |
17 |
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt... - A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2211 |
0 |
18 |
A dentis appointment - Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2349 |
0 |
19 |
What's pink and slowly turns red? - What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade....Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
263 |
0 |
20 |
Think quality - A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
285 |
0 |
21 |
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home... - A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2126 |
0 |
22 |
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with... - I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
312 |
0 |
23 |
Little Mermaid - Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the f...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
318 |
0 |
24 |
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic? - What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
226 |
0 |
25 |
What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? - What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
597 |
0 |