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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Perfectly normal - "I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist. "Nothing to worry about," the ps...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
266 |
0 |
2 |
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist... - A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofuck...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
275 |
0 |
3 |
At a dentist's - Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
259 |
0 |
4 |
The doctor took Bill into the room and said... - The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill sa...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
298 |
0 |
5 |
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS - Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
312 |
0 |
6 |
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady... - An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
267 |
0 |
7 |
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed... - A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
221 |
0 |
8 |
Saving one of them - Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very m...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
272 |
0 |
9 |
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? - Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
254 |
0 |
10 |
A serious condition - A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
276 |
0 |
11 |
Pneumonia - A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
276 |
0 |
12 |
The patient came into the doctor's office... - The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
335 |
0 |
13 |
How do dentists become brain surgeons? - How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
241 |
0 |
14 |
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up... - A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2263 |
0 |
15 |
What's the definition of bravery? - What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
273 |
0 |
16 |
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says... - A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
256 |
0 |
17 |
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary... - A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2151 |
0 |
18 |
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him... - The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
282 |
0 |
19 |
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital... - John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep e...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
630 |
2.5 |
20 |
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... - A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
3310 |
0 |
21 |
Who's got my pen? - A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
301 |
0 |
22 |
The evils of marijuana - A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
342 |
0 |
23 |
What should you give a man who has everything? - What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
251 |
0 |
24 |
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
267 |
0 |
25 |
Not a foot - An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
260 |
0 |