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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Constantly complaining about the temperature - |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be t...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
282 |
0 |
2 |
The family of tomatoes - |A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started laggin...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
290 |
0 |
3 |
Food one-liners - |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
287 |
0 |
4 |
You can now eat your own plate - |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
301 |
0 |
5 |
Purchasing mailing lists - |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
240 |
0 |
6 |
Purchasing power of burgers - |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
276 |
0 |
7 |
Ice cream flavor galore - |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
279 |
0 |
8 |
Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books - |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4....Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
300 |
0 |
9 |
What is this? - |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
198 |
0 |
10 |
Sorry for eating the peanuts - |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
241 |
0 |
11 |
Studying the twinkies - |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
285 |
0 |
12 |
An error publishing an article - |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2467 |
0.5 |
13 |
Food fight in a store - |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
596 |
0 |
14 |
Are caterpillars good to eat? - |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2443 |
1.296875 |
15 |
I have a Microsoft waiter - |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
278 |
0 |
16 |
A great fruit cake recipie - |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2646 |
0.75 |
17 |
We could have been here sooner - |An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by S...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
309 |
0 |
18 |
Thin People Don't - |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fo...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
311 |
0 |
19 |
The results of a study - |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to....Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
770 |
2.5 |
20 |
The bachelor's diet - |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
296 |
0 |
21 |
Caffeine addict quiz - |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
325 |
0 |
22 |
M&M Evolution theory - |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
314 |
0 |
23 |
Bad convenience foods - |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
282 |
0 |
24 |
Food laughs & humor - |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
239 |
0 |
25 |
He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
229 |
0 |