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Category |
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Little Johnny Answers. - The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
2 |
Little Johnny - And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
3 |
Jesse James - Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
4 |
Farmer Brown - Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
5 |
Obscene Phone Calls. - Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
391 |
0 |
6 |
Old man from Trent - Limmerick - There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
7 |
Shooting Cans! - A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I wan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
8 |
If a frog parks. - Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
9 |
A few lil' insults to remember. - You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
10 |
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold. - Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
11 |
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft... - Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
12 |
Stupid master - A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
13 |
Check's in the Mail - Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
14 |
Family Tree - We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
15 |
Professor - This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
16 |
Bill Collector - WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN HIS PASSING.A bill collect...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
17 |
Whats the difference... - Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
18 |
New dog breed - Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.First it bi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
19 |
Martain Sex - A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation on mars (they could do that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
20 |
How true it is. - Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
21 |
The nun get's her fortune - This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. When she...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
22 |
Photo From Nudist - A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a curr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
23 |
Tennis Ball - While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
24 |
Seal - An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
25 |
A Blonde's Bad Day - Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3397 |
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