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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Procrastinator\'s Creed - 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
396 |
0 |
2 |
Man, I\'m Glad I\'m A Man - Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
389 |
0 |
3 |
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals - Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
4 |
Spell Ice Cream - This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
5 |
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees - [San Jose Mercury News]An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
6 |
Pinocchio Kidnapped! - Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
7 |
Three Limericks - Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, spor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
8 |
Freedom Cost Him An Arm - A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely inserted ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
9 |
Tooth Fairy's Form Letter - Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to le...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
10 |
Having Babies Questions - Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
11 |
100's of Bumper Stickers - "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.""All generalizations are false.""Change is inevitable, e...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
82 |
0 |
12 |
OJ's Clock - A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
373 |
0 |
13 |
Phrases For Everyday Life - Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
14 |
Bounced Check - A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: "Your check came back."The o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
15 |
Advice From Mom - A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
287 |
0 |
16 |
Current Charges - Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
17 |
Say Again? - A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area -...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
18 |
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man - 1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.2. He had no in-...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
19 |
Phrases Useful in the Workplace - 1. Thank you - we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.2. The fact that no o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
20 |
Love the Dentist Quote - I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. ...Read the whole joke |
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171 |
0 |
21 |
The Latest E-mail Virus - There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail message w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
22 |
Oral Sex Lately? - A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was sitting in the chair being examined...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
23 |
My Montana Diary - Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
24 |
Guru and Novacaine - Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to transcend dental medicati...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
25 |
Frog Available - A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye. She sto...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |