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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A man spoke frantically into the phone... - A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
294 |
0 |
2 |
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town... - Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Min...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
241 |
0 |
3 |
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other... - A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
593 |
0 |
4 |
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive... - A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
5 |
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own... - The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
217 |
0 |
6 |
Free meat - It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
253 |
0 |
7 |
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world... - One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
296 |
0 |
8 |
Three college roommates -- two females and a male... - Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
132 |
0 |
9 |
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour... - A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
234 |
0 |
10 |
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla... - A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
11 |
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer... - There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
218 |
0 |
12 |
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball... - A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
236 |
0 |
13 |
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around... - These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
234 |
0 |
14 |
Gimme some aspirin! - Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
574 |
0 |
15 |
Ballroom please! - This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
588 |
0 |
16 |
Forget your daughter... - Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
242 |
0 |
17 |
African roulette - A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
287 |
0 |
18 |
Barbie and G.I. Joe - Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
259 |
0 |
19 |
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down... - A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2050 |
0 |
20 |
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new... - While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
254 |
1.5 |
21 |
Buy me bras! - "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
632 |
0 |
22 |
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady... - A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2392 |
0 |
23 |
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road... - A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
599 |
0 |
24 |
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one... - A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2181 |
0 |
25 |
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top... - A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
290 |
0 |