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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
We Don\'t Argue - Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argumen...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
2 |
Who Suffered? - Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
3 |
No Arguments - Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how everything was going. He replied,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
4 |
He\' Boss - If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0 |
5 |
Wrong Shirt - A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie."Now this," the clerk said, "is absolutel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
6 |
Now That You Mention It - "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
7 |
Fill These Pants - Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and thre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
8 |
Fun Tonight? - Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
112 |
0 |
9 |
He\'s Light Of Her Life - A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
10 |
My Turn - James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
11 |
Only Time - I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
12 |
Come In - A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In". ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
13 |
Candles - Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
14 |
Remembering Anniversary - What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
15 |
Besides ,I Love You - Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
16 |
Sex Like A Convenience Store - Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
17 |
Miss Most - What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
18 |
Never There - Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husband...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
19 |
What is SWF? - What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
20 |
Driver Has No Money - Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
21 |
Adam and Eve - A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
368 |
0 |
22 |
Same Aid - One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-heari...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
23 |
Now That We\'re Married - When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, "I love you". Now th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
331 |
0 |
24 |
On Childless Marriage - My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
25 |
Tell Me! - A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life."You never even tell me when you're having an ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |