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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A blond at a party was telling her friend... - A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand the...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
3259 |
3.375 |
2 |
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders? - Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together....Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
116 |
0 |
3 |
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical... - A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gir...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
252 |
0 |
4 |
Whats a blondes favorite surgery? - Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
112 |
0 |
5 |
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
120 |
0 |
6 |
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? - Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
251 |
0 |
7 |
An easy solution - On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
370 |
0 |
8 |
A young blonde woman is distraught... - A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
284 |
0 |
9 |
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? - What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training....Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
103 |
0 |
10 |
What did the blonde say... - What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wro...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
297 |
0 |
11 |
Why do blondes like lightning? - Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture....Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
115 |
0 |
12 |
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? - Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
108 |
0 |
13 |
At the Doctors... - At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
696 |
0 |
14 |
A Blonde... - A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a ki...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
2527 |
2.5 |
15 |
I cannot find a cause for your illness... - "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""I...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
322 |
0 |
16 |
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly... - This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
294 |
0 |
17 |
A business man got on an elevator in a building... - A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde al...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
2413 |
0 |
18 |
I was shopping at our local supermarket... - I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
360 |
0 |
19 |
A peculiar birthday card - This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
720 |
0 |
20 |
A blonde decides to try horseback riding... - A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
2695 |
2.5 |
21 |
How do you confuse a blond? - How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way....Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
223 |
0 |
22 |
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you? - What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
198 |
0 |
23 |
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle? - How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear....Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
195 |
0 |
24 |
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves? - How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
257 |
0 |
25 |
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory? - Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
143 |
0 |