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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Sex Like A Convenience Store - Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
2 |
Miss Most - What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
3 |
Never There - Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husband...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
4 |
What is SWF? - What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
5 |
Driver Has No Money - Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
6 |
Adam and Eve - A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
371 |
0 |
7 |
Same Aid - One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-heari...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
8 |
Now That We\'re Married - When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, "I love you". Now th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
331 |
0 |
9 |
On Childless Marriage - My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
10 |
Tell Me! - A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life."You never even tell me when you're having an ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
11 |
Insulted - When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. "Your mother insulted me, very mu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
12 |
Yo Mama So Fat... - Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this...New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
13 |
What Gauge - A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "It's for my husband," she tells the cler...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
14 |
Wrong Finger - I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
15 |
Ups and Downs of Marriage - Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
16 |
Happy To Have Me Home! - "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me unti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
17 |
Mailman Here? - Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
18 |
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex - How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
363 |
0 |
19 |
Matrimony Tips For Women - On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
20 |
Pregnant Maid - A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
21 |
Sex While Pregnant - For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
22 |
Sex in a Marriage - There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex... This happens during the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
23 |
Would You Remarry? - Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
24 |
Annoyance - What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
25 |
My Call - A doctor rushed out of his study room. "Get me my bag!" he shouted. "Why, what's the matter?" inquir...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |