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Computer jokes - Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with
WordPer...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is an
astronaut's favorite key on a
computer keyboard?
The space bar....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happened when the computer fell on the
floor?
It slipped a disk....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was
looking for a byte to eat....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is a computer virus?
A terminal
illness....Read the whole joke |
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0 - To err is human; but to really mess things up
requires a computer....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Computers are not intelligent.
They only
think they are....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Computers make very fast, very accurate
mistakes....Read the whole joke |
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0 - My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a
bit ANSI....Read the whole joke |
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0 - The
attention span of a computer is as
long as its electrical cord....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why do programmers always get Christmas and
Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do you keep a programmer in the shower
all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "la...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
system programmer came home from work
almost at dawn and told his wife
enthusiastically: "To...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many
Marines where at that time on the beach, but the prog...Read the whole joke |
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0 - The boy is smoking and
leaving smoke rings
into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
Atlantis?
Because it is below C level....Read the whole joke |
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0 - They say that the new super computer
knows
everything. A skeptical man came and asked the comput...Read the whole joke |
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0 - The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought
you a new
basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where...Read the whole joke |
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0 - The problem
with physicists is that they
tend to cheat in order to get results.
The problem w...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A software verifier read in the Bible
that
God protects all fools, and decided to test it empiri...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How many maintenance programmers does it take
to change a light bulb?
None. They try to fix the...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How many C++ programmers does it take to
change a light
bulb?
"You're still thinking procedural...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How many Java programmers does it take to
change a light bulb?
One, to generate a "ChangeLightBul...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How many
IBM employees does it take to
change a light bulb?
Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How many
technical writers does it take to
change a light bulb?
Just one, provided there's a pr...Read the whole joke |
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