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Burger jokes - How did the
jury find the
hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
time?
They chew the fat....Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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3 |
0 - How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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4 |
0 - How do they prevent crime in hamburger
country?
With burger alarms!...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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5 |
0 - How do we know burgers love young
people?
They're pro-teen!...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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6 |
0 - How do we know hamburgers have high
IQ's?
They 'loin' fast!...Read the whole joke |
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553 |
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7 |
0 - How do we know that hamburgers love classic
music?
They're often found at the Meatropolitan Ope...Read the whole joke |
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203 |
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8 |
0 - How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it
a meatball!...Read the whole joke |
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211 |
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9 |
0 - How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it
with blue cheese!...Read the whole joke |
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588 |
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10 |
0 - How do you make a hamburger green?
Find a
yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!...Read the whole joke |
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199 |
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11 |
0 - How do you
make a hamburger
smile?
Pickle it gently!...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
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12 |
0 - How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a
little seasoning!...Read the whole joke |
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549 |
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13 |
0 - How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
baseball?
He throws four meatballs!...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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0 - How far do burgers go in school?
Through
cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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15 |
0 - How was the
hamburger murdered?
First it
was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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16 |
0 - In what school
subjects does the teacher
say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
A wide range of subjects...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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0 - Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Name two tennis stars who
are famous in the
hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's B...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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0 - Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
Hula?
Sure, order a burger and a shake!...Read the whole joke |
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648 |
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20 |
0 - Seriously, when the crooked
hamburger took
it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germa...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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21 |
0 - What are some outstanding hamburger
colleges?
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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0 - What can you say about Ham Burger and
Chief
Justice Warren Burger?
Ham Burger is 'well done' an...Read the whole joke |
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642 |
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0 - What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frank...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
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0 - What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
'not
guilty'?
I've been flamed!...Read the whole joke |
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666 |
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25 |
0 - What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
acted on a TV show?
Welcome back, Cutter!...Read the whole joke |
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338 |
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