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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Ticket Please
- Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 2 |
Let me say grace!
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 3 |
The World of High Finance
- A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 4 |
What do you get...
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 5 |
Power of the Internet
- Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 6 |
Truth Be Told
- A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bill Clinton vs JFK
- Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 8 |
Wooden Leg
- Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sens...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 9 |
The Blonde Kidnapper
- Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 10 |
Four Kids
- There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why firemen have dogs
- A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 12 |
Six Bad Days
- Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 13 |
Chinese laundry man
- This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chines...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 14 |
A play on Computer Lingo.
- 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. B...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
| 15 |
Airplane in Trouble
- First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
| 16 |
The new priest gets drunk!
- A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 17 |
In a perfect world...
- *25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!*1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
| 18 |
19 putdowns and rejections!
- 1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."2 Man: "So, wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
81 |
0 |
| 19 |
In an elevator!
- A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
| 20 |
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
- Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 21 |
Little boy learns arithmetic.
- A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black bi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 22 |
Redneck honeymoon.
- The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
| 23 |
Blondes and the painter.
- A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 24 |
Blonde orders a drink.
- A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 25 |
Blonde quickies 231-240
- 231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
