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Christmas jokes - Dear Father
Christmas, this Christmas
could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours, Sherlock
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0 - Dear Father Christmas, could you please
send me some Crocodile shoes!.
Father Christmas: Can't ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's Christmas called in England
?
Yule Britannia !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas
song?
Jungle bells....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How long does it take to burn a candle down
?
About a wick !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Who delivers presents to baby sharks at
Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One time Father Christmas lost his
underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does Father Christmas call his money
?
Iced lolly ?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I remember when Father Christmas first
passed his
sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A group of mountain
climbers once heard
Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
go out there and clear the snow!
I'm on my way, Fath...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I've had a slight
accident with your
sleigh, Father Christmas!
Father Christmas: Oh no! That sl...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does Dracula write on his Christmas
cards ?
Best vicious of the season...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do sheep greet each other at Christmas
?
A merry Christmas to ewe...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into ...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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0 - Who made this Christmas pudding?
Our
chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool.
Wha...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Last year's Christmas pudding was so
awful I threw it in the ocean.
That's probably why the oce...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold....Read the whole joke |
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0 - ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
pencil! What
should I do?
SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What nationality is Santa Claus?
North
Polish....Read the whole joke |
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0 - If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
what would
he be called?
A subordinate claus....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why does Santa's sled get such good
mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle....Read the whole joke |
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0 - JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa
Claus?
MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you....Read the whole joke |
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0 - ELF NO. 1: What did
Santa shout to his
toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack t...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
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