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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Hickory hickory dock. - |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
295 |
0 |
2 |
Sir! - |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
325 |
0 |
3 |
Mousework! - |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
282 |
0 |
4 |
Three blind mice! - |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
289 |
0 |
5 |
A hamster! - |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2229 |
0 |
6 |
When it's raining cats and dogs! - |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
259 |
0 |
7 |
A thin mouse! - |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
270 |
0 |
8 |
Is there a mouse in the house? - |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
261 |
0 |
9 |
A gerbil shepherd dog! - |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
199927 |
0 |
10 |
A mouse-tache! - |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
44165 |
2.5 |
11 |
For some light refreshment! - |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
242 |
0 |
12 |
Mouse code! - |What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
615 |
0 |
13 |
Bubble and squeak! - |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
583 |
0 |
14 |
mouse's favorite record? - |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
247 |
0 |
15 |
A mouse sandwich! - |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2272 |
0 |
16 |
With a mouse warming party - |How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
198 |
0 |
17 |
Mickey Moose! - |Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
308 |
0 |
18 |
Hamsterdam! - |Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
313 |
0 |
19 |
Save a drowning mouse - |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
668 |
0 |
20 |
What's up Pussycat! - |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
296 |
0 |
21 |
Because they squeak! - |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
325 |
0 |
22 |
play bingo - |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
417 |
0 |
23 |
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'! - |What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
93 |
0 |
24 |
A mouse organ! - |What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2302 |
0 |
25 |
Why do mice have long tails? - |Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
212 |
0 |